1. Why did the pretzel call the police?
It was a victim of a salt
2. Why did the pretzel get in trouble?
It was knotty and lyed
3. What's a pretzels favorite movie?
Any with a twist ending!
4. Why did the pretzel complain about expensive travel costs?
Because it was knot fare.
5. What's a pretzels favorite board game?
Twister